#source: xena warrior princess

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Yosemite Sam: Gimme that loot!

Bugs: (in a sing-song voice) What do you say?

Sam: Or else!

[incorrect-hgs]

Amaryllis: You're trying to use my ego against me.

Parsley: Yeah, I didn't think it would work.

Amaryllis: No, it worked. I'll do it.

[magpiecrust]

Adele: I'm a lunatic with lethal trickster skills.

[is-that-what-they-said]

Myeong-suk, singing: Well, listen to my story about Myeong-suk~...

Myeong-suk: One little kiss will get you hooked~...

Myeong-suk: Perfect hair, such a lovely lass~...

Myeong-suk: Nice round breasts and a firm young--

Bang-jong, urgently pressing a hand over her mouth: Are you out of your MIND?

Myeong-suk: Too loud? Are you worried we're gonna get there and the fish'll be gone?

Bang-jong: I'm worried we're gonna get there and the fish'll be ARMED!

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: I'd follow Xena to hell and back but I wish she'd stop going there.

[xenagabbyandme]

you just Know they revisited this in bed

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Joel: You're trying to use my ego against me.

Lizzie: Yeah, I didn't think it would work.

Joel: No, it worked. I'll do it.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: I like to be creative when I fight. It gets my juices going.

Caitlyn: Can we cook with your juices?!

[incorrect-targon-quotes]

Sett: I like to be creative when I fight. It gets my juices going.

Aphelios: Can we cook with your juices?!

[youturningintodust]

[bloghrexach]

💥 — DON’T MESS WITH WOMEN!! — 💥

@hrexach

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Penelope: It's too quiet out here.

Pepe: Penelope, what would you do? Leesten not just to ze sounds, but what's behind ze sounds. Always remembair zat ah love you.

[pockyblush]

Death to Puss: You still don't get it. I would sooner die in your arms than live without you in mine.

[magpiecrust]

Miyako: Rise and shine, everyone, rise and shine! Louisa: I'll rise, but I refuse to shine.

[miraculousbohemian]

best OTP's are Autistic/ADHD, my sources confiremed that

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Joxer: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.

Ares: I sleep with a sword.

Gabrielle: You two are pathetic.

Ares: Oh, really? What do you sleep with?

Gabrielle: Xena.